Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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