I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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