Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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