is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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