I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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