yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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