You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
