i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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