me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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