she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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