I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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