Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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