He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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