would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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