that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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