just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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