Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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