Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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