So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
