I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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