The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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