I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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