let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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