the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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