omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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