we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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