He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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