I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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