none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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