The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
