she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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