fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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