:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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