At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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