I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
His nipple licking is glorious
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