dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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