Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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