When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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