just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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