Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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