I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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