I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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