First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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