I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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