she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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