She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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