Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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