Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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