you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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