hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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